Wife Asks Her Husband What He Would Do If She Passed Away

A husband made a terrible mistake after answering his wife’s “what if” questions.

The hilarious exchange goes like this…

Couple holding books sitting on bed | Photo: Pexels

Couple holding books sitting on bed | Photo: Pexels

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, each reading a book. Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband and asks a sensitive question.

Wife: John, what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: What? Of course not!

Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband: Well, of course, I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Okay, okay, I’d get married again.

Couple sitting beside each other on bed | Photo: Pexels

Couple sitting beside each other on bed | Photo: Pexels

Wife: You would? (with a hurt look)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you live in our house?

Husband: Sure, it’s a great house.

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?

Husband: Probably, it’s almost new.

Couple sitting beside each other on bed | Photo: Pexels

Couple sitting beside each other on bed | Photo: Pexels

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No, I’m sure she’d want her own.

Wife: Would you take her golfing with you?

Husband: Sure, golfing together is always fun.

Wife: Would she use my clubs?

Husband: Of course not, she’s left-handed.

Wife: — silence —

Husband: S**t.

Couple sitting beside each other on bed | Photo: Pexels

Couple sitting beside each other on bed | Photo: Pexels

ONE MORE JOKE

Here’s another couple joke that will have you in stitches…

A woman wakes up at 4 in the morning and realizes that her husband is not with her in bed. She goes to the kitchen and finds him sitting in silence, in the dark, having a cup of coffee.

Wife: What's the matter, dear? What are you doing here all alone at this time of night?

Woman leaning on bed | Photo: Pexels

Woman leaning on bed | Photo: Pexels

Husband: Do you remember 20 years ago, when we started dating, that you were 16 and I was 20?

Wife: Of course, I remember.

Husband: And do you remember when your father found us ... in the back seat of my car?

Wife: Yes, I remember, she replied tenderly approaching him.

Couple at the kitchen | Photo: Pexels

Couple at the kitchen | Photo: Pexels

Husband: And you remember that your father put the shotgun in my chest and told me that I should marry you or he would denounce me and I would have to spend 20 years in jail?

Wife: Sure honey, I also remember, dad always so furious with my boyfriends! But what is that?

Husband: (While he removes another tear that runs down his cheek and with his voice breaking in a plaintive cry) Well ... today ... precisely today ... I WOULD BE WALKING OUT FROM JAIL AND I WOULD BE FREE!

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