15+ time fathers had the most hilarious pieces of advice and quotes

With Father's Day slowly approaching, it is time to exalt those who have helped us move forward with their humorous opinions and advice as we grew up. Our parents have filled our lives with advice, good and bad, that somehow helped us to face the most absurd conditions, as well as the strangest moments

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Using Twitter we compile a long list of comments and quotes about something weird, funny or embarrassing that your parents have said, regardless of the situations. Here we have compiled the best of them, which demonstrate the incessant wisdom that our parents possess, and that so much knowledge can sometimes be more funny than expected.

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1. I asked my dad if I looked fat in my bathing suit at the beach and he said "keep drinking and you won't care."

2. As teen, shouted at Dad: it's not your job to embarrass me! He replied "I know." Then smiled n said "it's one of the perks"

3. On my first driving lesson, we passed the cemetery and my dad said, "Buckle up - that's where the bad drivers go."

4. When I was older, my Dad admitted that he always threw the baseball right at my head. "You learned how to catch pretty quick!"

5. Once my dad came to my band show & didn't take any pictures. I asked him why & he said "Nobody wants to remember this".

6. It was you or another cat. Make sure I don't regret this... *my husband speaking to our son when he was born.

7. My dad adamantly stated "Essential oils are used to fry onions rings, wings, or french fries. All other oils are NOT essential."

8. "When you start a new job, don't talk a lot. This way they won't know how dumb you are." I said,"Thanks, dad!" Guess he was right.

9. "The grass may be greener on the other side, but it sure took a whole lot of manure to get it that way."

10. "What do you do when a stranger gives you drugs? Say 'thank you' because drugs are expensive."

11. After the first time I got drunk my dad told me to be careful. He said "alcoholism doesn't run in the family, it gallops.

12. While on a road trip, a big bug splattered all over windshield. Dad said "he won't have the guts to do that again"

13. Once my dad went to the grocery store and the cashier asked "if you want the milk in the bag" he said, "just leave it in the carton"

14. My face got really sunburned and when I said "my face hurts" my dad without missing a beat said "not as bad as it's hurting me"

15. We asked my dad why he still had a really old cologne bottle & he said "I only used it 4 times." There's 4 kids in our family.

16. My dad looked in the mirror, turned to me and casually said "it's hard to improve on perfection"

17. When I was younger I was playing softball and told my dad I was afraid to get hit. He responded with "it's ok, we have insurance"

18. My landlord's name was Hercules. When he introduced himself, my dad didn't believe him & said "Yeah & I'm Zeus, how's it going?"

19. My dad doesnt say bye when he hangs up, he says "bicycle". My mom never noticed until I pointed it out. They've been married 40 years.

20. Whenever I would tell my dad that I was going to the bathroom he would reply, "mention my name and you'll get a good seat!"

21. When mom wouldn't let dad build a maze of beer cans in our yard he said "You're the cloak of darkness smothering my fire of fun."

22. One time in public a police alarm went on and my dad yelled all panicky "just do as we rehearsed ok?"

And you, what pills of wisdom your father has given you? Although not all the time they are usually as wise as in these comments, it is not strange that they give us some good advice that can mark us for life. Although it is covered and adorned with large amounts of inappropriate humor, sarcasm and a good dose of parental love.

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