Top 20 Witty Mother-in-law Jokes According To Our Editors

Our MILs are often lovely, cool, and kind, but that’s not always the case. Everyone has heard a story about a MIL who turns their in-laws’ lives into a nightmare. So, without further ado, here are some jokes about those kinds of MILs.

1. The Thoughtful Request

A brave employee decides to approach his boss with an unusual day-off request.

Employee: “Can I have tomorrow off to go and visit my mother-in-law?”

Boss: “No chance!”

Employee: “Thanks, I knew you’d understand!”

2. Family Ties

A man reflects on his complicated relationship with a certain relative.

I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law… but it’s nice to think about!

3. Cross Over

A particular pedestrian catches everyone's attention.

Why did the mother-in-law cross the road?

She thought it was a boundary.

4. Roadside Assistance

A married couple encounters an unexpected and alarming situation.

A man and his wife are driving along and the man sees his mother-in-law being attacked by seven guys.

“Aren’t you going to help?” his wife asks.

“No,” says the man, “seven of them should be enough.”

5. Brief Encounter

An unexpected knock at the door heralds the arrival of an often-challenging houseguest.

My mother-in-law stopped by for a visit.

“Staying long?” I asked.

“Just until I start getting on your nerves,” she replied.

“Oh, so you won’t even be staying for tea then,” I replied.

6. Culinary Tardiness

One brave soul finds themselves running behind schedule.

What do you call it if you’re late for dinner at your mother-in-law’s?

Delaying the inedible.

7. Name Dropping

One father's choice raises eyebrows at the school gates.

I named my daughter after my mother-in-law.

Passive-Aggressive Nutcase just started secondary school.

8. Garden of Bliss

An amusing insight into the true nature of paradise.

In the story of Adam and Eve, Adam didn’t have a mother-in-law.

He really did live in paradise, didn’t he?

9. Heavenly Creature

Jon comments on his mother-in-law's status as a celestial being.

Jon said, “My mother-in-law is an angel.”

“You’re a lucky fella,” Andy replied, “mine’s still alive!”

10. Into the West

The Wild West, where outlaws roamed free.

What’s the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

11. The Art of Conversation

One man attempts to find common ground in family banter.

I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law in six months.

I don’t like to interrupt her.

12. Feathered Faceoff

Talking parrots are known for their witty remarks.

My mother-in-law bought a parrot recently but had to return it.

“This talking parrot you sold me doesn’t speak!” she told the pet store owner.

“I haven’t had the chance!” replied the parrot.

13. A Rooftop Dilemma

Home maintenance can be a challenge, especially when dealing with unexpected guests.

My wife asked if my mother could come down for the weekend.

“Why?” I asked.

“Because she’s been on the roof for two weeks now and it’s starting to rain.”

14. Final Arrangements

One man's careful planning reveals just how far he'll go to see his mother-in-law off.

I’m trying to get my mother-in-law to go ice fishing before the ice gets too thick.

17. Holiday Traditions

The festive season brings many things: decorations, gifts, and turkey dinners.

What do turkeys and mothers-in-law have in common?

Seeing them once a year at Christmas is enough!

18. Illuminating Personalities

This twist on the classic joke sheds light on a common stereotype.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it whilst the world revolves around her.

19. Nature's Embrace

When comparing animals to human relationships, some unexpected parallels emerge.

What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a boa constrictor?

A boa constrictor eventually lets go.

20. Forces of Nature

Weather phenomena can be unpredictable and overwhelming, much like certain family relationships.

What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a tornado?

Nothing, both come into your life bringing devastation.

Bonus Jokes!

We know you just can't get enough of these mother-in-law jokes, so here are two more to keep you in stitches...

1. Staying On-script

Public speaking can be nerve-wracking, especially when delivering personal anecdotes.

I always cringe when I hear jokes about how difficult mothers-in-law are because my own experience has been far from that.

She’s beautiful, smart, funny [turns to mother-in-law]… sorry, am I reading this right?

2. Wedding Day Blues

One particular reaction from the mother of the bride caught everyone's attention.

Many people believe that women marry men like their fathers, which is why the [bride]’s mother was crying her eyes out during the ceremony.

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